This game blows
This game blows
Love it. This game brings a lot in one simple package. Buy it. Im getting my entertainment value many times over from this game!!
Desert Golfing will get you through the hard times, celebrate with you through the good, and always be there for you when you need to putt.
My average shots per level is right around 3.08 and I cant stop playing. Im at the point where Im just trying to one shot every level I can. 10/10 would buy 10 times again.
Well I opened it up and played to see if I liked it, 1500 holes later, I guess I do!! Very addicting game, simple in theory but real challenging on some holes. You need to learn the game mechanics and use it to your advantage on some holes (remind yourself, a 6 is better than an 18) you have to sacrifice some strokes at times and do the right thing. I wish there was a way to challenge a friend using same device, able to play a chosen amount of holes together that switches between players. Right now there seems to be no end to it (which is cool, but I would like to make this competitive) Edit* was fun until 1845... averaged 2.4 thru this point and on stroke 58... um, stupid
7518 ledge covers hole ,lm at655 now HELP!!!!
Love this game but is there any way to reset the score or does it go on forever?
This is a wonderful beautiful game and its soothing existentialism supports maximum relaxation
Finally update the app and all includes is a video showing you how stupid the game is. Not worth a penny.
Improvement is not a property of the game. The game is what it is. Improvement rests within the mind of the player. Let go of expectations, of good shots and bad shots. Just shoot. Even with the volume down, the sound you hear is one hand clapping.
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The new preview video makes this the best version.
Rather than spending time outside in the sunshine I played this game instead. In that small, almost insignificant way, this game changed my life. I am deeply indebted, far more than a measly dollar, to this games author for saving me from a mild sunburn I might have otherwise experienced. Edit: (hole 1895) I now have a terrible sunburn because I played this game outside. Edit: You know youve been playing this game too long when the desert turns green. Im not kidding, it actually turns green eventually. Edit: There is water. It tastes good. Edit: Hole 2814. What. Is. Up. With. That. Seriously. Edit: Hole 2867. I used to believe in God. I now believe in Desert Golf. Edit: New preview video allows a rare and fleeting glimpse of eternity. It is well with my soul.
No 1-Star reviews? For this? Honest? If thats true then the incompetence of this "game" is being cheated. It deserves lots of 1-Star reviews. Maybe this review will inspire others, but i have this nagging feeling that before long this review will magically disappear...
24 hours and Im 500 holes in. Simple as it looks and its still like crack.
No menu, no pause, no end. Just open the game and go. Its so quick to get started and you can play for 5 seconds or 5 days at a time. Its great. SPOILER for people not to hole 2000: Do the colors Change? Mine keeps getting more and more bluish purple after 2000.
On iPhone 6s, totally impossible to pull back shot far enough to get any momentum
This game is so dank. I never need to stop playing it. I wish I could high five the developer(s) or give them more money.
Ive been a long time connoisseur of both golf and desert for many decades, and as such feel that I am uniquely qualified to say that this game combines together these two concepts in a breathtakingly seamless fashion.
Not since the Commodore 64 has there been a more riveting golf game. I may starve to death, endlessly putting in this post apocalyptic wasteland, but for now it is my world of dirt and golf. I putt, I die, I putt again!